just-shower-thoughts:

2017 is the last year anyone born in the 90s will be under 18. After this, there will be no more 90s kids.

the-real-peepo:

cigarettesmokeandexyracquets:

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations

How do I delete someone else’s post

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myunproductiveparadise:

A+++ customer service

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funny story

pupu-platter:

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funnystories:

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

I love robbery and fraud

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prochoiceforlife:

the-sweet-sweet-embrace-of-death:

Funny how sex is an irresistible human urge when a man rapes a woman but when a woman gets pregnant and wants an abortion she should have been smarter and thought twice before having sex if she didn’t want a child

My reblog speed tho -

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mothurs:

tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizza

tumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car

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Me: *complains about not having time and friends*
Also me: *starts watching another TV series*

tyridot:

she loves holdin hands but she’s a little shy

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allisonpregler:
“ imitationlulu:
“I CANT LOOK AT THIS
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I know nothing about Death Note and this is still hilarious.
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deathmoth:
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officialfist:

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pastel-pink-ted-bundy:

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She got what she deserved 

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Good

Good lol

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itsagifnotagif:

I actually have so much love for dogs

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